I Had A Dramatic Breakup With My Pants
Sunday, December 22nd, 2013
Pants, I know we’ve always had a tumultuous relationship. It’s torn me apart. I felt like I needed you, but now I realize that I was just being naive.
When I leave, don’t look back. It will make things hard for both of us. Goodbye. Forever.
I’m free! It feels like a weight has been lifted off of my knees! I’ve never felt so alive!
F**k you pants! I don’t need you! That’s for keeping me so contained for all these years!!!!